Email Sent in by Rosie:
The truth from me is that the first thing I look at when I see a woman is how she looks. Before she says a word I have already seen her. It saddens me that I may have passed up a beautiful life with some woman somewhere just because I said to myself when I saw her "she is the ugliest bulldog looking mass of meat that I have ever seen."
Seriously I have seen bugs hotter than the mob of these site women. Not you though. I wrote to you because I like how you look but you also seem to have a personality that would really understand me and fit mine. Write me back if you are hot both in and out. Not like sweaty hot. You know what I mean.
Cal
"If, however, you are sweaty hot, then please write me anyway. It has been a while."
ReplyDeleteNope, can't do, Cal. You look like "the ugliest bulldog looking mass of meat that I have ever seen."
ReplyDeleteAnyone else shudder for no real reason upon reading "mass of meat"?
ReplyDeleteI shuddered from line #1.
ReplyDelete"the first thing I look at when I see a woman is how she looks"
Is it me, or is that not obvious?
Can you say, the first thing I look at when I see a woman is how she smells?
Don't think so...but then again, I'm thick.
(where it counts, ladies!)
The first thing *I* look at when I see a woman is how she tastes.
ReplyDeleteAw, he was doing SO well right up till the "ugliest bulldog looking mass of meat" part. If he had instead said something like "I simply can't visualize waking up next to her" then he probably could have still spun it into something vaguely romantic. Ah well, fixing social maladjustment is a trial-and-error process...
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