Profile Sent in by Jamal:
About me:
I was on a nude beach once and I was the only clothed one there. That's like a metaphor for my life. Another time I went through town to a sex party and people I knew were there and by the time I arrived there it was over and clothes were back on. Again, a metaphor for my life.
I have a lot of metaphors for my life. One time I was on a train that stopped because two passengers were doing it between cars and one of them fell and was injured. Metaphor for my life. Another time I asked a friend if she'd sleep with me and she said no. I told her "this is like a metaphor for my life" and she said "get out of the women's bathroom" lol.
I love the fact that men like this think they're completely normal. In fact, they often think they're a catch.
ReplyDeleteYep, definitely got an extended metaphor going on there- somebody wake Homer from the grave to write a new epic poem. The hero stringing his bow like a bard strings his harp is so five millenia ago, now that we have the hero not getting laid like ...like himself. Wait, that's not a metaphor at all, that's his ACTUAL life.
ReplyDeletePfft. It's not a metaphor, IT'S A SIGN.
ReplyDeleteYOURE NEVER GOING TO GET ANY.
Am I the only one who read the last line and thought the guy was funny? Damn.
ReplyDeleteI guess he doesn't realize that his metaphors all mean the same thing?
ReplyDeleteNew York Angel (I refuse to misspell your name the way you did) - you made me laugh while sneezing. It hurt, but in a good way.
ReplyDeletePeople who speak in metaphors can shampoo my crotch.
ReplyDeleteMetaphorically speaking?
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