9/04/2011

The Asylum Allows Inmates 30 Minutes of Internet Use Per Day

Profile Sent in by Jenna:

About me:

I am the Happy Man, the only man who can write ¸.·´¨*•.¸¸.·´¨*•.¸....¸.·´¨*•.¸¸.·´¨*•.¸¸.·´¨*•.¸¸.·´¨*•.¸¸.

Hi, what it would be like me and you going on a sexy date. please beg me, i love when a girl beg me, it's so cute. from this moment on i am your man, and you are my girl. My Life: the taste, the touch, and lust.

i bet i can write more details and short sentences than you baby females. You will like me when i talk to you, and when you talk to me. when you look at me you'll know love is at first sight. im a fun and energetic guy. i love music, college and sports, you should too.

i am wondering what would happen if a mouse and a cat were together. will they kiss each other? what happen if they found each other on the bunk bed. will they sleep together or one on the top and the other on the bottom.

i am so embarrassed. while at the beach, i saw this pretty chick lying on the sand putting on the sun proof oil, and massage her own body. all the sudden her gold ring slipped on the sand. i knew what i had to do the right thing, the gold ring was right in front of my eyes, so i didn't need a gold detector to search for it. i was being clever waited for her to hit the water, then i tried to swift with a stride, without anyone looking at me, i quickly dipped the ring into my pocket and headed to the auction, i can’t believe everyone at the auction laughed at me, i felt like an ass, the gold ring was fake. i thought the girl looks pretty smart and beautiful; i can't believe she wore a fake ring.
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9 comments:

  1. Ashley9/05/2011 2:45 AM

    At least he's showing his insanity and kleptomaniac tendencies outright for people to avoid him.

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  2. Anonymous9/05/2011 5:27 AM

    Stream of consciousness: not always the best option

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  3. Ipdar9/06/2011 10:03 PM

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  4. Ipdar9/06/2011 10:06 PM

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  5. Ipdar9/06/2011 10:07 PM

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  6. Ipdar9/06/2011 10:12 PM

    #include <iostream>
    #include <cstdlib>
    #include <Crazy>

    int main(void)
    {
    Crazy stuff;
    std::cout << stuff <<std::endl;
    return EXIT_FAILURE;
    }

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  7. Shattering looks9/07/2011 5:15 AM

    @ipdar

    say what?

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  8. Anonymous9/07/2011 1:29 PM

    @Ipdar

    That'll never compile.

    Obviously the "Crazy" file is corrupted.

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  9. Anonymous9/07/2011 5:52 PM

    Nothing's more sexy than a condescending self-admitted thief!

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