8/22/2011

Winners and Losers

Emails Sent in by Ian:

I appreciate the message but I have to inform you of the fact that I am in a committed relationship and have no need for another man at present. I maintain a dating profile solely to disappoint guys like you. K THX BYEEE!!!!

Eve


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Ian responds:

Thanks for the reply Eve. I'm not disappointed. You sound like a bitch.

Ian


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Eve responds:

Say it to me and my boyfriend's face you coward punk.


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Ian responds:

Name the time and place.


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Eve responds:

Fuck you. You're not probably worth it!


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Ian responds:

I'll take that as your concession.


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Eve responds:

Whatever concession means. LOL.


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Ian responds:

Yep.
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5 comments:

  1. Jonathan8/22/2011 3:52 PM

    I like this Ian fellow.

    And Eve sounds like some shallow cunt who desperately needs attention to improve her low self-worth...

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  2. Anonymous8/22/2011 5:19 PM

    @Jonathan

    Only works if you use real photographs and info, something I reeeeeeeally doubt she did.

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  3. Anonymous8/22/2011 7:01 PM

    Ian - Flawless Victory!

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  4. Anonyme8/23/2011 12:24 AM

    Yes OP was smooth there.

    It would be funny if Eve's boyfriend found out about her profile, then did a hissy jealous fit and dumped her - 'You think I'm stupid enough to believe you have a profile just to tell strangers you're not available?!'

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  5. churro8/23/2011 1:02 PM

    srsly, Ian and Howie FTW. +10

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