8/15/2011

Long in the Chest

Email Sent in by Ted:

Hi Ted thanks for your message.

OMG you have the longest torso I have ever seen. Your torso is as long as an airplane landing strip. Seriously. How is your torso so looooong?

I have two brothers and one sister. I'm the second oldest holy fuck your torso is long I'm sorry but I can't stop thinking about it. In your two photos it looks like you have seven feet of longchest. Oh man it cracks me up.

Being a teacher is challenging. Every year the kids get a bit more of an attitude. Parents today don't seem to parent as much as they did when you and I were growing up. They rely on tv, videos, and teachers to do their jobs for them. Speaking of parents which of yours had the colossally long torso? Was it your mom? Your dad could have laid down across her chest and rolled himself up in her like a sushi roll of lady chest. If it was your dad, then gross.

Men with long chests give me the big time creeps. Sorry…..

Elena
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9 comments:

  1. JMG8/15/2011 6:43 PM

    "BUT SEND ME THE WOMENZ WITH LONG CHESTS." - Elena

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  2. Anonymous8/15/2011 7:43 PM

    I really want to see this torso now...

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  3. Anonymous8/15/2011 9:04 PM

    And now I want to see a photo.

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  4. Anonymous8/15/2011 9:05 PM

    You know what they say; long torso, long...



    ...shirts.

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  5. Claire (and Nikki)8/16/2011 10:34 AM

    Thirded. It's official, Ted: we need a picture of your torso.

    Also, I agree with her point about parents leaving a lot more of the "raising my kids" work to the teachers these days. My poor sister-in-law is a kindergarten teacher, and after only two years, she's ready to throw in the towel, even though she's a great teacher.

    In other news HOLY SHIT WHAT A LONG TORSO.

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  6. churro8/16/2011 11:45 AM

    Men with long torsoes creep me out too. But I still write them more than a couple of sentences, just to be polite.

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  7. Anonymous8/16/2011 12:52 PM

    @ Nikki: She's probably better off as a kindergarten teacher than a high school teacher, where both parents and teachers have already failed to raise them and they are doomed to be assholes forever.

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  8. Claire (and Nikki)8/16/2011 6:05 PM

    Preachin' to the choir, Baku. I used to work in a college dean's office. Good LORD! Parents think that they and their brats can get away with anything just b/c they're paying tuition. Get real.

    Sad fact? I'm getting a Master's in Theatre Education so I can teach high school kids.

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    1. tanette131/21/2013 6:39 PM

      I didn't know that Claire(and Nikki). I have a masters in Training and Development and for some reason aspire to teach adults. That's awesome of you. I love the arts.

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