Infantuated

Emails Sent in by Henry:

I appreciate your message but I am not at present in the market for an infant. I have reached the conclusion that all men are but infants. They whine and scream when things don't go their way. Stupid infants! Best of luck.

Martha


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Henry responds:

Hi Martha!

Thanks for your message. If men are infants, then what are women in your scheme? After all, I've known many women who whine and scream (and sometimes turn violent) when things don't go their way. Maybe we're all just infants together. What are your thoughts?

Henry


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Martha responds:

Henry you're a wisemouthed infant who's going to get in huge trouble someday. My advice to you would be to grow up a bit and try to rise above your infantile gender. Before it is too late for you. Please and I mean that. Stop being an infant.

Martha


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Henry responds:

Hi Martha!

Your lack of direct answer makes me wonder if you even know what the word "infant" means. Your tone comes off as whiny, making you perhaps an infant. Thoughts?

Henry


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Martha responds:

Henry you have no idea who you're dealin with. I have five degrees and know exactly what I'm talking about all men are infants I know what infant means and you are the biggest of big infants. If you saw me face to face you would not open your wisemouth too big trust me on this I know what I'm talking about men are infants all infants not one who is not an infant and you cannot ever prove me wrong say it to my face and you will not even open up wisemouth men are infants and you will shut up now good day sir.

Martha


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Henry responds:

Hi Martha!

You win this one. If I saw you face-to-face, I'd likely be doing a lot of whining and screaming.

Henry