8/07/2011

Hopefully Not While Delivering an Important Lecture

Profile Sent in by Gary:

About me

I like leaving town whenever I can. Work is a necessary evil, but at least I've been able to find my niche in recent years. I'm an assistant manager at a flower and gift shop and it really isn't so bad. The customers are great.

I never fart. Not for lack of trying. Doctors have studied my ass. I'm serious. You can read case studies about me. On the plus side, you never have to worry about smelling one of my farts because I don't have any. On the downside they have no idea why I don't fart. I'm kind of afraid that I'll explode someday.

I keep a garden every year, but this year has been the best. I've been able to make more salads than you can eat. If you write me with your favorite vegetable, chances are I have it in my garden this summer.
Posted by at
Labels:

3 comments:

  1. Ipdar8/07/2011 8:11 PM

    Do beans count as a vegetable in this case? 'Cause I think she should plant some BEANS.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Shattering looks8/08/2011 3:26 AM

    He is probably leaky, look for any other holes and plug them!

    ReplyDelete
  3. Polka Dot8/08/2011 4:09 AM

    Non sequitur of the year!

    ReplyDelete

Note: Only a member of this blog may post a comment.

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)

Content Policy

A Bad Case of the Dates reserves the right to publish or not publish any submitted content at any time, and by submitting content to A Bad Case of the Dates, you retain original copyright, but are granting us the right to post, edit, and/or republish your content forever and in any media throughout the universe. If Zeta Reticulans come down from their home planet to harvest bad dating stories, you could become an intergalactic megastar. Go you!

A Bad Case of the Dates is not responsible for user comments. We also reserve the right to delete any comments at any time and for any reason. We're hoping to not have to, though.

Aching to reach us? abadcaseofthedates at gmail dot com.