Profile Sent in by Marsha:
About me:
Congratulations. You've already taken a big step to having me in your life. By reading my profile and the essays below, you will understand why…… ooh shiny!!!!
I like the inside and outside. Of earth. Or buildings. Of rectums. Oops did I say that out loud?
I like being tickeld in certain places. Grew up in a place without many ticklers. In the city there are a lot of you people but not many ticklers. I'll take any man or woman. Just cajn't tickle myself. Can't pay anymore out just has to be a personal favor.
In return I will wash your floor or clean something (not a big room please).
Witness the underside of a medicated brain. Off their meds.
ReplyDeleteWhich dating site was this from? Shouldn't it have been posting on Craigslist or a fetish forum?
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ELMO'S WORLD
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ELMO'S WORLD
Elmo loves his goldfish
his crayons too
THAT'S
ELLLMOOOO'SSS
WOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLDDDDD
I have a three-year old niece. This is stick in my head all the time.
Sadly, some people are just gonna have to keep paying for certain things. Good luck hoping otherwise, profile writer.
ReplyDeleteElmo likes anal sex. Who knew?
ReplyDelete^ The lucky guy with his hand up Elmo's arse, perhaps?
ReplyDelete^You mean like one of these guys?
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Fun fact: the puppeteer for Elmo is a black man who came from one of the poorest neighborhoods in Baltimore. And he's also a director/producer/leader of some kind for Sesame Street. Gettin' paid that SWEET Elmo paycheck.
ReplyDeleteOh, the innocence of 2011!
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