Emails Sent in by Henry:
Do people ever tell u u look like brad pitt? thta's good cuz u dont knock u down a few pegs in ur photos u look like ur saying im the shit when clearly ur not. knock u down some pegs k.
my jb is police like. i never been in trouble with them and nor will i b. just that i see guys like u and i want 2 take u down so bad pretty rich boys who think they own the world or nothin. worlds a dangerous place boy and u wont have a big smile on ur face for long.
where do u live. i will come at u.
clara
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Henry responds:
Dear Clara:
Thanks for your email. As for where I live, it's at your mother's house. Best time to see me would be before it gets dark.
Henry
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Clara responds:
i will kill u i swear to christ almiyty. where u live u tell me now or i will hunt u down u dont know anything about my mom and she doesnt know u. why before dark u aferaid of the dark?
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Henry responds:
Dear Clara:
I assure you: your mother knows me. Very, very, very well.
See you at her house this evening?
Henry
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Clara responds:
ur dead meat. i know where u live now. haha didnt think id find out prety rich boy but i did and i will kill u.
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Henry responds:
Dear Clara:
Your mother, aunts, and grandmothers have all sworn to protect me to the death. I hope you're ready, because you'll have a battle on your hands if you try anything.
Henry
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(Henry says, "Unfortunately, she didn't write me back after that.")
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Aw... that's too bad this didn't continue. It may have become one of my top 3 favorite posts in here. By the way, Clara, trying to threaten someone writing like a half-literate child doesn't work as well as you might think. Henry FTW.
ReplyDeleteClara's mother is cheating on me?? Curse Henry for being pretty and rich!
ReplyDeleteI was hoping that in the end we would find out the Henry was actually Clara's step-dad. It would have been amazing.
ReplyDeleteShe called you pretty, now I'm curious . . .
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