Profile Sent in by Juanita:
About me:
Sometimes I wonder if being on a dating site is a colossal waste of time. The only messages I receive are ones asking me if I'm a man or a woman. My profile clearly states what I am (a woman). This is obvious by smooth skin, breasts (2 of them) and facial structure.
No actually am super colossus! I can bake the world in eyeblink! flames lick the south but in the north all is warm - too warm! Clouds try to put out flames but even they cannot. They cannot! Men with small heads and big shoulders are anxious-making! They walk all in rows and every fifth one is a canner! You (and only you) can stop them!
Email me if you're interested.
I am interested - to find out where dude gets his supply.
ReplyDeleteI feel like this person typed, "I look forward to meeting a nice person. I like sports, music, and good movies," then ripped it through babelfish a few times.
ReplyDeleteThe second paragraph sounds like a misplaced awesome plot hook for a GURPS game.
ReplyDeleteI remember this one girl I met online. She had one of those weird photos where it was tough to see if she REALLY was a woman and not a man...
ReplyDelete....long story short, we went out a few times and I ended up banging her!
The weird part is she had the longest vagina I ever saw. It was like 6" and had veins. Good times.