Emails Sent in by Carter:
Hi!
I'd like to introduce you to a novel means of self-improvement (that I will think will help you out) It's called plastic surgery. I'm not saying your ugly but uh well it might be why you have a profile on here after a year!
My suggesttion: try it!
Brenda
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Carter Responds:
Hi Brenda!
Thanks for the tip! I have one for you: it's called therapy! Anyone who'd lack as much restraint as you do, and as much respect, likely has some sort of mental imbalance. It's okay, as I hear that with the help of modern drugs, you can take big strides to curing yourself. Best of luck!
Carter
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Brenda Responds:
haha okay you asshole jerk. I was just trying to help you. Go ahead and be ugly I don't care.
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Carter Responds:
Based on your location, I can suggest the following therapists. Seriously, be good to yourself and give them a try. I have to warn you, though: not all of them may be attractive.
Dr. David Grier
(312) 555-4293
Dr. Mindy Ross
(312) 555-5622
Dr. Pamela Wilson
(312) 555-8929
Best wishes,
Carter
you wouldnt post this unless you felt ugly. i think you should get the surgery
ReplyDelete^You wouldn't comment like that unless you felt insecure, I think you should get the therapy.
ReplyDelete@theMediator: Spot on!
ReplyDeleteAhahaha. Excellent, OP!
ReplyDeleteBrenda tells all her friends that she's "brutally honest," and that a lot of people don't really appreciate her honesty. Which I totally don't understand because she's "brave enough to say what others are thinking."
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