(Arthur says: "Marisa wrote to me first. Her email was exuberant and friendly. Her profile confessed that a childhood nickname of hers was 'Bloody Butt.' In my response to her message, I asked her about it. She wrote me the following. After I read it, I wrote her back to ask her if she was just kidding. She never wrote back.")
Arthur,
When I was in elementary school I had friends over at a slumber party and one of them clogged the only toilet in my house so when I had to go to the bathroom I had to go outside in the dark and I pulled down my pants and sat down accidentally on my parents' rosebush. I started crying and ran inside with a bloody butt. They all became my enemies after that and they called me that until I went to a different high school.
I really appreciate you bringing it up. You're a real piece of shit asshole, you know that?
Marisa
Oh, Churro, you just made my morning.
ReplyDeleteI believe he is referring to the excess of hypocrisy common to many Republicans.
ReplyDelete^ And indeed politicians in general.
ReplyDelete^ that
ReplyDelete@TacoDave
ReplyDeleteAnd only a Republican would have taken something seriously enough to bother to retaliate.
No no, TacoDave is correct.
ReplyDeleteBTW, this guy is TOTALLY not doing online dating right. I can give a few pointers.
^ahahahahaha <3 I wonder how many people just glanced over your comment and never bothered to read your name?
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