6/14/2011

I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream

Email Sent in by Arianna:

HOPE U LIKE A MAN WHO HUNTS. IN MY LIVING ROOM I HAVE TWO DOZEN TROPHIES ALL WITH MOUTHS WIDE OPEN AS IF SCREAMING. I SHOT THEM ALL INCLUDING BEARS, ELKS, DEERS.

I LOVE KICKING BACK WITH BEERS AND HAVING A NIGHT IN WITH BUDS. U WILL LIKE MY FRIENDS. I STUDIED AT THE UNIVERSITY AND THINK WE WILL GET ALONG GOOD! LOOK AT MY PROFILE AND READ MY MESSAGE AGAIN AND LET ME KNOW!!!!!!

BROM

(Arianna says: "His profile included a series of pictures of a balding guy with a beer gut, making gang signs in front of various screaming animal heads. Stole my heart right away, only not.")

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7 comments:

  1. Anonymous6/14/2011 6:18 PM

    Oh he sounds like quite the charmer.... I'd hit that!

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  2. Maxwell6/14/2011 6:44 PM

    He's even screaming in his profile. Check mark for reliability and consistency...

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  3. Anonyme6/14/2011 8:43 PM

    Yes, and note that he studied at THE university, a real keeper there!

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  4. Howie Feltersnatch6/15/2011 9:53 AM

    ...what if he wasn't making gang signs?

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  5. nomatophobia6/15/2011 12:13 PM

    Brom was the name of the a-hole in at least one Disney movie, I know it.

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  6. SmallCityGirl6/16/2011 10:11 AM

    LOL, I just picture a dozen Insanity Wolves on his wall...

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  7. Claire (and Nikki)6/20/2011 2:32 PM

    http://disney.wikia.com/wiki/Brom_Bones

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