You are a good man? I can not tell. You look like my dad. That would make passionate lovemaking hard with you (dad hairy lots) so definitely not no thanks :)
You are good woman? I can not tell either. You look like my mom. That would make passionate lovemaking hard with you (mom hairy bush) so definitely yes please. Thanks.
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You are good woman? I can not tell either. You look like my mom. That would make passionate lovemaking hard with you (mom hairy bush) so definitely yes please. Thanks.
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