Email Submitted by Lynda:
You're in my calc class. I think you're the hottest girl in the class, possibly in the school. I'm Chris.
Working on a calc problem right now: how can I get you to go out with me? Not so much math as it is an exercise in possibilities, so more statistics. n=you going out with me, r=me, s=you, m=sexual relations (!!!).
f(x)=(r+s)=n. Simple enough, but if we factor in (m), we'll have a equation more like:
int(r+s)=babies if done frontally but no babies if anal(m).
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
r+s!
Chris
Don't you need an "x" for there to be a function of x in the first place? Maybe this is that new math they're a-teachin' in the Kansas schools.
ReplyDeleteHow is r + s = n? In other words he wrote:
ReplyDeleteyou + me = going out with me.
I am sure this kid is failing calculus.
int(r+s)=babies if done frontally but no babies if anal(m)....but we'll have dirty sheets
ReplyDeleteAnd if you do frontally and use a condom then you get
ReplyDeletebabies = int(r+s) / 0.
This was truly adorable right up to "m=sexual relations (!!!)"
ReplyDeleteint (r+s) = .... So this kid is failing computer programming classes as well?
ReplyDeleteI love that you are all picking apart the math :)
ReplyDelete^ Well if you're going to try, do it right.
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