4/19/2011

That Smoky Flavor

Email Submitted by Brenda:

Dear Smoker:

What a shame!

Shame! Shame!!!

Your profile is grand and you are very pretty! But shame!

Shame! Shame!!!

You smoke! That's a deal breaker for me! It is a truly shame!

You will die!

If you stop smoking we can date together!

James

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11 comments:

  1. Howie Feltersnatch4/19/2011 1:27 PM

    Sounds reasonable to me.

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  2. theMediator4/19/2011 4:02 PM

    Rod: We flushed your sin sticks down to hell!
    Todd: Smokers are jokers!
    Rod/Todd: Smokers are jokers!

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  3. TacoDave4/19/2011 7:17 PM

    Howie - smoking is bad for your health, yes, but berating somebody for something they obviously *choose* to do is idiotic.

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  4. Anonymous4/20/2011 12:03 AM

    Come on, Baku, they're only choosing to rape and mutilate childrens' *lungs.*

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  5. theMediator4/20/2011 10:26 AM

    @Baku

    I was going to say something snarky about choice
    only relating to bad habits, but then I realized raping children would be considered a pretty bad habit in itself.

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  6. Claire (and Nikki)4/20/2011 10:26 AM

    Oooh I hope we get a good comment battle over this one b/t smokers and non-smokers! *fingers crossed*

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  7. Agnes4/20/2011 11:48 AM

    Smoking is a legitimate deal breaker, but not a legitimate reason to send this email to someone you've never even met.

    And I say that as someone whose college boyfriend quit smoking in order to date me.

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  8. Andrew D'Auria4/20/2011 3:45 PM

    Does the author of this email think he won't die? That somehow not smoking entitles one to avoid the bitterness of grave? Good luck with that.

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  9. theMediator4/21/2011 10:09 AM

    ^True, but in this case the law of averages works in his favour.

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  10. Claire (and Nikki)4/21/2011 1:45 PM

    ^Spelling favor with a "u" gets me hot and bothered.

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  11. tanette132/20/2013 12:04 AM

    That woman sounds like a crazy person. But that's awesome that you stood up for your friend.

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