4/17/2011

Sometimes Hard

Email Submitted by Walter:

I'm looking for a guy.  A guy has no boobs, a dick, and two balls.  Not hard, right?  Every guy I date though is lacking one or more of these.  Seriously is there plutonium in the drinking water around here?  Who pilfered the penii, people???

Laura
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  1. Kat4/17/2011 10:18 AM

    *snerk*

    If you end up on a date with a guy with boobs, I think the problem is you, not *ahem* him.

    Maybe a visit to an eye doc is in order...

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  2. Anonymous4/17/2011 1:53 PM

    ^ Unless the guy is fat in which case it is him :-/

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  3. I'm Molly4/17/2011 4:37 PM

    So she wouldn't date Lance Armstrong. Got it.

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  4. Anonymous4/17/2011 8:18 PM

    Well Molly, she wouldn't date Adolf Hitler either, so maybe its not such a bad thing.

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  5. Claire (and Nikki)4/21/2011 1:02 PM

    ...I want a guy with boobs. :-/

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  6. tanette132/23/2013 12:11 PM

    Isn't it penises and not penii?

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    1. Marnen Laibow-Koser10/04/2015 3:40 PM

      The proper Latinate plural is actually "penes".

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