4/03/2011

I Hate You, Don't Leave Me

Emails Submitted by Owen:

hey baby.  if u want some fun then just click reply.  u kno what 2 do! ;)

Gracelyn


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(Owen says: "I checked out her profile.  She was morbidly obese and was frowning in every picture.  I thought that it had to be a joke and so I ignored it.  Then I received this:")


baby

u have not written me back and I wonder why?  I can give u all of yur desires whenever you want. - up down, in the kitchen in the bath, u just need to say it.  Il'l get nked for u anywhere...... ;) ;D

Gracelyn


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Owen Responds:

Hi Gracelyn.  I'm not interested, but thanks all the same.

Owen.


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Gracelyn Responds:

wtf u asshole.  I offer u sex anytime u want it and u turn it down?  who the FUCK do u think u are?  How many women get naked for you in ur life right now?  ANSWER:

Gracelyn


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(Owen says: "I didn't answer.")

Gracelyn Responds:

I haven't herd from u uu liar sack.  I found another guy to fuck me and his dick is huge and u can just go back 2 jerkin it like u kno u do.

if u change ur mind tho write me.

Gracelyn
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5 comments:

  1. Sparkina4/03/2011 11:39 PM

    Dodged a bullet there, Owen. What that Gracelyn character knows about respect would fill an ant's mouth

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  2. Anonyme4/04/2011 12:21 AM

    "Il'l get nked for u anywhere"
    -first time I read that I read 'I'll get nuked for you anywhere"

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  3. theMediator4/04/2011 12:00 PM

    Glen Quagmire: Don't look at me like that. Fat chicks need love too... but they got to pay.


    ...sorry, couldn't help myself.

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  4. Anonymous4/05/2011 4:48 AM

    i love how she refuses to burn her bridges there at the end. that's smart.

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  5. Kat4/07/2011 10:43 AM

    Actually, I'd love to see an "I hate you, don't leave me" tag...

    Or maybe "Smells like desperation"?

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