4/28/2011

His Patron Saint Is Charlie Sheen

Email Submitted by Laura:

I would love to go on a boat trip with you, take a canoe out on a lake early in the morning, find an island, explore, have breakfast, and enjoy everything that nature has to offer.  We could climb a mountain, explore forests, hike into caves, and rest easy in nature's bounty.  Anyplace, anytime.  Lunch in the mountains, dinner in the forest, a night under the stars by a fire.

And by "I would love to go on a boat trip with you, take a canoe out on a lake early in the morning, find an island, explore, have breakfast, and enjoy everything that nature has to offer.  We could climb a mountain, explore forests, hike into caves, and rest easy in nature's bounty.  Anyplace, anytime.  Lunch in the mountains, dinner in the forest, a night under the stars by a fire," I mean, "I want to fuck you raw."

OH YEAH!!!,
Logan
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7 comments:

  1. badgerdaddy4/28/2011 6:36 AM

    I actually respect this guy. He has class.

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  2. 0004/28/2011 8:30 AM

    loved the title :)

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  3. badgerdaddy4/28/2011 9:34 AM

    I bet he's had some success with this. It's been playing on my mind all day...

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  4. Anonymous4/28/2011 11:39 AM

    ^lol

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  5. schatze4/28/2011 11:06 PM

    I know several women who would go for this, actually.

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  6. Sparkina4/29/2011 1:57 PM

    This @$$hat is about as romantic as acne bacteria! But at least he's honest, I'll give him that.

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  7. Claire (and Nikki)5/04/2011 2:44 PM

    *spittake* Another ruined monitor thanks to ABCOTD.

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