3/23/2011

You Could Be My Mom. Please Don't Be.

E-mail Submitted by Ron:

(Ron says: "This woman's profile listed her as a 60-year-old.  I'm 25.")

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Helllllllo!  I may be a bit older but I'm young at heart! (age is a state of mind, really).  I have plenty of exp. and can teach you lots!

I look young for my age (age is a state of mind, remember!) and am frequently mistaken for a 30!  I work out a lot and can keep up with any workout you dish ;).  Don't worry about my coochee.. she's still nice and wet!  Try it!

When can we meet?  Public place plz.

Sara
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11 comments:

  1. Lulu3/23/2011 9:05 AM

    I just gagged.
    Please meet her and write what could possibly be the best BCotD ever.

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  2. DeepRed3/23/2011 10:02 AM

    Ugh. I didn't need that mental image. Is there a mindbleach site for women? :P

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  3. Anonymous3/23/2011 11:47 AM

    Oh yuck. That was definitely TMI too early in the day for me.

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  4. theMediator3/23/2011 12:21 PM

    Some guys would go for that. I am not one of them.

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  5. nomatophobia3/23/2011 12:38 PM

    Grandma, nooooooo...

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  6. Anonymous3/23/2011 12:53 PM

    Kudos to Granny for knowing what she wants.

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  7. Howie Feltersnatch3/23/2011 12:59 PM

    Some guys would go for that. I am one of them

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  8. SE73/23/2011 5:07 PM

    Besides the "nice and wet" line, I see nothing wrong with it. What, old people shouldn't have any sort of romantic life?

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  9. Claire (and Nikki)3/24/2011 9:52 AM

    I am TOTES with Lulu. Take the bullet (don't dodge it), Ron, and go on the date. I NEED to know how this ends up!!! PLEEEEEEEEEAAAASSSEEEEEE????

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  10. Thespi Anne3/24/2011 4:16 PM

    I don't care how old one is. Mentioning one's "coochee" in an email while attempting to get a date is crass.

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  11. Mellor3/25/2011 4:13 AM

    You need to meet in a public place so she can be sure you won't ravage her coochee on sight.

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