3/11/2011

A Subtle Solution, His Over-Loving E-mail

E-mail Submitted by Jasmine:

Failure to respond will make me sad.  Under what circumstances would you Consent to a date with me?  Kickball is one of my favorite sports!

My favorite book is twilight.  Ehhhh... no, it's vonnegut.

But I digress.  Tell me what Can be done and He'll (me) make a date happen!

David


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Jasmine says: "Seems benign enough, until you take all of the capital letters from the message to spell something out."
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13 comments:

  1. Anonymous3/11/2011 10:47 AM

    Woah! Weird? Or rape GENIUS!?

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  2. Howie Feltersnatch3/11/2011 10:57 AM

    hahahahahahaha!
    Can't believe U Noticed That!

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  3. Lulu3/11/2011 11:02 AM

    Subliminal messages apparently don't always work...
    Reminds me of a guy who asked me out once using the same technique on IM.

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  4. Melina3/11/2011 11:18 AM

    Totally impressed OP that you even caught that.

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  5. Amy3/11/2011 11:28 AM

    hahahhahahahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

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  6. Unknown3/11/2011 11:35 AM

    I also love how it really says
    F**K ME B**CHD.
    Spelling fail.

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  7. Lulu3/11/2011 11:52 AM

    Also, unless he thinks he's God, he doesn't have to capitalize the H in He'll and add the (me) for justification. Could've just used the "happen" right there.

    Too nitpicky?

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  8. Howie Feltersnatch3/11/2011 12:34 PM

    ^ too Nitpicky?
    hmmm....whY? do you think that you wEre being So?

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  9. Lulu3/11/2011 1:34 PM

    So, nyes?

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  10. Howie Feltersnatch3/11/2011 1:40 PM

    precisely.

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  11. Melissa3/11/2011 4:16 PM

    Where is this book called Vonnegut?

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  12. ShanimalsCrackers.blogspot.com3/11/2011 6:30 PM

    Um, how did you even notice that? I would've deleted the email right after I saw that he likes to read Twilight.

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  13. Ashley3/12/2011 1:52 AM

    ^ If I saw a "I like to read twilight" in an email to me I'd do the same.

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