3/09/2011

Just Another Day in Nebraska

E-mail Submitted by Erik:

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr woof.

purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr meow.  raaaow?

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.  bzzz.   bzzzzzzzzzzz.

mooooooooooooooo.  mmmmmmmmmoooooooooooooo!

graaaaaaaaaggggkkkhh!  aaaaaaaakkkkkhhhhbrraaakkh....

vagina.

Kim
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6 comments:

  1. Howie Feltersnatch3/09/2011 9:12 AM

    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
    Theeeeeeeeeeeeee Fuuccccccckkkkkkkk

    cock.

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  2. Anonymous3/09/2011 10:48 AM

    These emails don't constitute as bad dates. They're more like bad dated avoided...

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  3. Claire (and Nikki)3/09/2011 11:17 AM

    @Rachel, there are two types of blog entries here: actual bad dates and sketchy emails that, as you said, help people avoid going on bad dates. Sometimes the emails are hilarious. Sometimes they're sketchy as fuck. Other times, they're like this one: utterly fuckin bizarre. Frankly, I like the mix we get. Keeps it fresh.

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  4. Howie Feltersnatch3/09/2011 1:14 PM

    ^^ Ewwww....who'd wanna bang a chick who's vagina makes sounds like graaaaaaaaaggggkkkhh!

    ...kinda makes the queef sound okay.... "Pfffffffffffft....ttthhhhlgggll'

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  5. Cheri D.3/09/2011 10:59 PM

    Maybe it's like the song "there was an old lady who swallowed a fly" but instead "there was a young lady with a farm up her hoo-hoo"

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  6. Marnen Laibow-Koser2/16/2019 6:58 PM

    Theory: she thought men would respond to anything as long as it mentioned her vagina, so she’s experimenting on that theory.

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