E-mail Submitted by Tracey:
WILL A HUMORIOUS OUTDOORSMAN SUFFICE FOR YOUR REQUIREMENTS??
Please note he may be one of the following::
Let’s see is it the Prince of Frogs or Frog Prince???
You’ll have to decide which one after "THEE KISS"
But seriously now,
think of me as a combo of john beluishi only not dessicated and wormy & taller
drew carey only funnier & will always make u smile
lastly a passionate & romantic Irish Leprechaun
to lead u into fun & mischief for sure!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DID I SAY I’M MISCHIEVIOUS & LOVE TO KISS TOO
I’M MISCHIEVIOUS & LOVE TO KISS TOO!!!!!
PLEASE GIVE ME A # & TIME TO CALL YOU
SO WE CAN SEA IF THER'S MORE 4 US 2 EXPLORE
ADIEU MON CHERIE XOXOXO LEO
PS. ONE KISS IS OK
TWICE IS NICE
BUT THREE IS BEST FOR ME YOU SEA
This is how he described himself? That's like if I said I was a combination of Rosie O'Donnell, Roseanne Barr, and a lawn gnome.
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ReplyDeleteSORRY WILL A BLOWUP DOLL SUFFICE FOR YOUR REQUIREMENTS???
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Let's see is it the RealDoll or cheap knockoff???
You’ll have to decide which one after "THEE KISS"
But seriously now,
think of it as a combo of a real girl only not moving and talkative and more plastic
socializing only pretend & will always mean you have a date
lastly a hot and brainless lifesized Barbie
to lead u into a lifetime of hiding in your own house for sure!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't do the rest, my brain was threatening to explode.
The email was pretty annoying. The Gnome made me laugh.
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