E-mail Submitted by Kay:
THIS IS NOT A SCAM. I invented this new kind of lube that I want you to try. No, I'm not asking for sex (I have plenty without having to resort to cheaptricks BELIEVE ME) but I was working in the kitchen and was amazed at what I discovered!
You won;'t have to take your clothes off (although it'll help) to test it out. I just want to see what the sensation is like on your skin. It's all natural it only has five ingredients, all of which are found in any home. Can't tell you what they are (trade secret) but if you test it out then you get a free bottle!
I'd test it out myself and on my girlfriend the next time I see her but in case it maks her break out or have a reaction I figure best to test it on a stranger! Thanks for your help.
Alex
....but WAIT! For a limited time only...if you reply now, you won't get just 1 bottle of goop, you'll get 2 bottles of goop! That's enough goop for twice as many sex romps! Operators aren't standing by...but I am so reply now!
ReplyDeleteTHIS IS NOT A SCAM = THIS IS A SCAM AND YOU MAY END UP DEAD.
ReplyDeleteGuy who's too cheap to buy lube so he spends his days trying to make his own... the line starts here, ladies.
ReplyDeleteI was starting to fear a seedy setup for a scam, but I remembered he started by saying it WASN'T A SCAM, and then later in the email I saw that he GETS PLENTY, and to BELIEVE HIM. The caps gave me an oddly reassuring feeling so it must be okay after all.
ReplyDeleteI can't quite put my finger on it but I've narrowed "Kay" down to either a (potential serial) killer or sex trafficker.
ReplyDeleteLOVE the last line. "Why should I put myself in danger testing this crazy shit I came up with while high, when I can just ask random strangers on the internet to have allergic reactions for me?!"
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