E-mail Submitted by Diego:
I appreciate your message. While I don't respond to most of the stupid messages from desperate boys, I'll respond to yours. Well, obviously.
Being a woman gets guys upset but that's who I am. You didn't ask me about where I want to be in five years even though it's a standard question: married with platinum wedding bands. I prefer silver to gold but platinum above all. Works out for me either way: proves my husband makes it. I want to be able to work if I want or stay at home with the kids - my choice, no one else's. It wasn't my mother's choice and she's miserable (though she'd never confess it).
I'm smarter than most guys I meet which makes dating a bore. I only responded to you because you can spell. Isn't that sad? My standards are so low on this site, it makes me want to scream. A guy has to earn me, but most women have such low self-esteem that they give themselves to anything with a dick and a pulse and ruin it for the rest of us. Give me a break! Earn me!
You like to bike. That's really interesting. Tell me more about bike.
Sincerely,
Robin
Platinum bands can be expensive. Buy her a black eye instead.
ReplyDeletePoor Karen, has nobody bought you a black eye before? I'll buy you one!
ReplyDeleteAwww...That's sweet.
ReplyDeleteThat's also why I have a rottweiler.
She's so smart that her last sentence had a typo.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I love Rottweilers. Still, I'll probably just mail it to you.
ReplyDeletejonaldson and Karen are dramatards.
ReplyDeleteThe people who talk the most shit are usually the ones most full of it.
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