2/09/2011

Instead, I'm Moronic in a Different Way

E-mail Submitted by Brenda:

As I woke up this morning I found a curious crust on my wang. It hadn't been there the night before but I'm very pleased with it. Perhaps I should explain it to you: it is blue and gold in color and has the appearance of a...

Oh, kidding. I'm Franz, and I'm thankful that you read down this far. I like to shock and surprise and be a bit different from your average moronic "hi how are you" emails.

So I guess that's all about me. You!

Franz
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2 comments:

  1. Mary2/09/2011 6:15 PM

    Little does OP know that he was just talking about his Alexander Wang collection. Man just loves his designers!

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  2. Error2/11/2011 12:08 PM

    Was it a condom wrapper from his date with a pillow or a candy wrapper from his loneliness?

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