2/15/2011

But Who'll Protect Me from You?

E-mail Submitted by Yolanda:

Sup I'm Lyle, looking for a woman on this site, you seem good. Tell me your interests, favorite sports teams, and interests.

I like sports teams, I go to college study technology and medical shit. Want to be a technician or doctor maybe. Already got a music career but want more. One life isn't enough for me get it?

It's an idiots world little one. You need a strong man to protect you and I got a job and money. What do you need to be afraid of? I see you like going out and reading I hats reading and your going out stops with me. I want a woman who stays with me and I provide her protection. Can't guarantee protection if she's all out and around where I can't watch her 24/7?

What do you like to wear? That's a good start to conversation.

Lyle
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9 comments:

  1. Leanne2/15/2011 2:21 PM

    Please tell me that OP responded, met up with him, and knocked some teeth out for all womankind...

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  2. Unknown2/15/2011 2:31 PM

    I'm from Australia, and have been reading this blog weekly for a year.. I can't believe the amount of douchebags who send these emails and actually expect a response let alone a woman to swoon for them.. It makes me laugh hard when I read some of this tripe

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  3. Anonymous2/15/2011 4:53 PM

    The thing about being forbidden to go out made me think of this guy:

    http://whywomenhatemen.blogspot.com/2009/08/wwhm-presents-control.html

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  4. theMediator2/16/2011 12:45 AM

    But I really am a nice guy...

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  5. Mellor2/16/2011 1:58 AM

    Wow why the hell did he write to you?

    Hi, I'm looking for a woman. Any woman. The fact that I hate everything you do is no object, for you will stop doing them when you are my woman.

    Mmmm tempting.

    Also - thank you Baku-Chan for the website!

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  6. churro2/16/2011 1:30 PM

    I'm pretty sure "music career" means he's a salesman at Guitar Center. Intentionally vague job descriptions are always a winner... but if he really did want another career, he could go back to school and learn how to write and shit.

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  7. Error2/17/2011 1:08 PM

    HOLY CRAP! You tell 'em Baku-Chan. One, two, punch - KNOCK OUT!

    Well put my friend!

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  8. SE72/17/2011 5:41 PM

    Baku-Chan: That site is hilarious. Thanks!

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  9. Unknown7/18/2014 2:04 AM

    Oh. My. Gosh. What a total loser.

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