1/17/2011

I Liked Death Better

E-mail Submitted by Jessica:

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You"RE DEAD!  But WhSs's This?

You can be brought backr o life! Gulp the aiurs!

If you agree to but one date with Me!  Not only will I bring you back to life!  But I will also SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE.

Write me before it's too late!

!!

Ian
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8 comments:

  1. JMG1/17/2011 3:11 PM

    SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE.

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  2. Cheri D.1/17/2011 3:25 PM

    A little frightening, I must say...

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  3. Anonymous1/18/2011 1:49 AM

    "If you agree to but one date with Me! Not only will I bring you back to life! But I will also SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE."

    Sounds like a good deal to me.

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  4. Mellor1/18/2011 5:13 AM

    Gulp the aiurs!

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  5. XtinaS1/18/2011 5:50 AM

    I don't think his name's Ian. Rather, I think it's DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEEEEEEE

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  6. theMediator1/18/2011 11:23 AM

    Oh drunken emailing, will the wonders of the future never cease?

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  7. Unknown1/18/2011 6:55 PM

    When Jesus Joined Match.com. He'll not only SAAAAAVE you from death, he'll SHAAAAAAAVE....

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  8. Claire (and Nikki)1/19/2011 9:50 AM

    ahahahahahaha God, I love drunk emails.

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