1/27/2011

I Can't Write Back. Legal Reasons.

E-mail Submitted by Alexander:

Dear online man:

My name is Kate.  I'm 24 and I'm studying to be a doctor.  The books you list are all, each and every one, on my shelf, and it sounds like we have a same taste in movies.  Go us!

I also love to travel, and I've moved around a lot in recent years (forced to-legal reasons) but I've been in Dallas now for a year and here I'm planning to stay, no matter what.

I'm a one-man kind of woman and I never date more than one man at a time.  It's hard enough to remember all the stupid details of one person's life, let alone three or four.  Do you have friends who date more than one person?  I don't know how they keep it straight.

I'm not sure where my family is at the moment (again-legal reasons-sorry) but I have two parents and three siblings (one of them's a famous actor!) somewhere I think in the northwest.  It's where I grew up.  Have you ever been up there?  It's beautiful and I want to go back someday.  Mt. Hood national forest outside of Portland is especially beautiful.

Well write back.  Or don't.

Kate
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  1. theMediator1/27/2011 10:58 AM

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  2. theMediator1/27/2011 10:59 AM

    Her last lime seems to say that she doesn't have very high expectations.

    Can't help but wonder what those legal reasons were...

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  3. Anonymous1/27/2011 12:21 PM

    My theories on what 'legal reasons' might mean:
    1. Restraining order
    2. Stalking, leading to restraining order
    3. Assault, leading to restraining order
    4. A combination of 2 and 3
    5. Witness Protection Program

    There's an equal probability of each. A one in five chance don't seem too bad. Take a risk! What's the worst that could happen? KF

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