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Hilarious! But technically this date was more successful than ALL the others on this site, at least they got laid...
ReplyDeleteVery funny and charming. Bravo.
ReplyDeleteI loved it. Thanks for writing it. Happy Holidays to all of you.
ReplyDelete*tries to start a slow clap*
ReplyDeleteHappy Holidays to you, good sir.
*picks up the slow clap* I have to say though, while I may have been a bad date here and there (hard to be a bad "date" when you're such a good lay), I've never been this bad.
ReplyDeleteHappy Holidays to all the crazies who write in and all the crazies who post! Love to all of you! (Except Jared...j/k <3)