12/02/2010

Sensitivity Is a Lonely Word

E-mails Submitted by Charlie:

I can't stand how every guy on here writes "my friends say that I'm sensitive" Give me a break!!  The last sensitive guy is Patrick Swayze and he's dead.

So go on.  Impress me.  How are YOU sensitive?

Audrey

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Charlie responds:

Audrey,

Why'd you write to me.  I haven't written the word "sensitive" anywhere on my profile.  I'm probably the last guy who you'd ever consider to be sensitive.  I bite off kitten heads.

Sincerely,
Charlie

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Audrey responds:

ok.
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2 comments:

  1. churro12/02/2010 1:30 PM

    A steady diet of trashy talk shows and fast food will turn an unborn fetus's brain into mush, producing effects similar to Audrey's nonetheless-awesome email and subsequent reply.

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  2. Howie Feltersnatch12/02/2010 2:47 PM

    Dear Audrey (ODD-rey?)
    I'm so sensitive, I'd love to give you a 'mini van'
    2 in the front and 5 in the rear!

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