E-mail Submitted by Tamika:
I like your profile. I'm going to go a step further and not just ask you on a date but also describe to you what we will do on it:
1. I'll pick you up in my cleaned car. We'll be dressed to impress.
2. Minigolf or skeet shooting. Your choice. I prefer skeet shooting.
3. Dinner at a candlelit Italian place where they have non-stop spaghetti on Tuesdays, Wenesdays, and Thursdays.
4. We will be full of spaghetti but dessert should never be refused ;). We could have pretzel sticks dipped in homemade ice cream at my house. I swear they're good and you've never tried anything like them.
5. My back porch is secluded and warm! You could collapse into sleep back there, on the hammock. I would be waiting for you to close your eyes and then
6. ................
A great night and I know just what to do. I have it all planned, all I need is you!
Daniel
I know I always put on my best dress for skeet-shooting...
ReplyDelete...he doesn't mention that 'pretzel sticks in homemade ice cream' is a euphemism for his salty cock and jizz.
ReplyDelete:-o
ReplyDeleteI'm not one to shout this, but this definitely sounds like a premeditated ABCOTR!
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ReplyDelete5. My back porch is SECLUDED and warm! You could collapse* into sleep back there, on the hammock. I would be waiting for you to close your eyes and then.
6. ................ date rap_.
* due to the affect of the rohypnol I have meticulously put in the pretzel sticks dipped in homemade ice cream at my house
It's not rape if you yell SURPRISE!
ReplyDelete^No. It's something much, much worse.
ReplyDeleteBest part was Howie's comment :)
ReplyDeleteI hate spaghetti.
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