Story Submitted by Ariel:
Steve set up a lunch date with me for a Saturday. The first thing he said was, "The first thing you should know about me is that I have a girlfriend."
His Internet profile had listed him as single. I asked him to explain.
"All she does is bitch, so I'm looking for someone else."
I asked him, "Shouldn't you break up with her, first?"
He replied, "I'd rather cheat on her, then break up with her. That way I can tell her that I've cheated on her when I break up with her."
I said that I wasn't interested in helping him. He pulled out a $100 bill.
"Would this change your mind?" he asked.
In a very public cafe, a man was offering to pay me for sexual favors. That's one to cross off the list. I politely refused him.
He pressed, "But what about for a kiss?"
I smiled and said, "More than you could afford."
He said, "Try me."
I threw out, "A thousand dollars."
"That's a lot," he said, and was silent in thought for a few moments. Then, he said, "It would have to be open mouth, and for at least an hour."
I laughed. The most surreal part of all was when we both decided to stay for breakfast and he picked up the tab. Maybe he was just keeping his options open. I didn't see him again after that.
Wow! That's crazy! What a total weirdo!!!! Geesh!!! So glad Ariel had the sense to walk away from the nuto!
ReplyDeleteThe fact that he actually considered $1000 reasonable for an hour of making out is pretty amazing actually. $20 at 1am at a bar could have net him a lot more than that.
ReplyDeleteyeah. just hire an actual escort for that price. geez.
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