Rhymes with "Boozer"

Submitted by Leora:

Ben's profile on the dating site hit all the right notes.  It sounded like he had friends, said that he had everything he wanted out of life, and was able to take things easy.  I liked how his sense of humor shone through, and we set up a date at a restaurant.

Early in, I noticed that something was off in the way that he would laugh after almost anything I said.  It wasn't Zeus-like peals of mighty laughter, but I'd pick up my coffee and say, "Smells good," and he'd giggle slightly.  I like cracking jokes, but not everything I said or did was funny, but for some reason, he seemed to find it so.

He also poked me in my upper arm a couple of times before I asked him to stop.

When I was in the middle of talking about a book I was reading, he said something like, "Wow.  So any chance I'll get some tonight?"

I informed him that it wasn't even a remote possibility.  He said, "I see.  Wait here a moment."

He stood up and took off.

I considered myself lucky, but early the next morning he left me a voicemail to ask me out again.  He sounded drunk when he left it, and I didn't call him back.