Submitted by Hannah:
Joel took me out dancing to a club in the city. I got tired after dancing for a couple of hours and went to sit down, but he pulled me further into the dance floor. I told him that I wanted to get something to eat, but he said, "Just a little longer. Come on!"
We danced for about another half hour, and that that point, I was really hungry and wanted to sit down for a bit. Still, he held me on the dance floor and wouldn't let me go. Finally, I told him that I was going to get something to eat.
He quipped, "Suit yourself, but I'll have a hard time sleeping with you if you don't burn a few more calories."
I hit back, "That's okay. I have a hard time sleeping with assholes," and left the dance floor.
Fh.. ff.. ffirr.. firs..ss.. No! must resist urgh to say it and sounding like a complete douche. AAARRRGH!!! ichiban.. doesn't count it's in Japanese.
ReplyDeleteI can honestly say that is the least funny comment I have EVER seen.
ReplyDeleteyou telling me you danced for 2 1/2 hours straight without a break?
ReplyDeleteYou probably should have eaten dinner before going out on a dancing date (not dinner and dancing).
ReplyDeleteThe guy was probably upset that you were trying to get a meal out of him when he planned to just take you dancing.
Any guy who WANTS to dance for 3 hours isn't interested in girls anyways.
ReplyDeleteWoooow. What a prick. Good job getting away from him.
ReplyDeleteAnd 1:30, she never said she expected HIM to go with her to get something to eat. She wanted a break, which is valid if you've been dancing for a long time in a hot club. Stop assuming that every girl on this website is just trying to get a free meal out of a man.
bitter much, Anon 7.05?
ReplyDeletelets be honest no matter how deserved.....her comeback wasn't as good as his fat joke.
ReplyDeleteman this was a hilarious practical joke
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