Submitted by Josh:
Amanda was a girl of few words. Those words were "Yeah, okay, great." It would be her answer for everything. I went up to greet her for our date. "Hi Amanda, how are you?"
"Yeah, I'm great."
"Ready for dinner?"
"Yeah, okay, great."
She barely said a word the entire time and hardly made any kind of eye contact. I tried to engage her on everything from news to entertainment to weather to sports, but she was either super shy or lacked social skills. Or both.
I'd ask, "Are you ready to order?"
She'd reply, "Yeah."
I's ask, "What do you like to do for fun?"
"I don't know. Just hang around."
"You hang around for fun?"
"Yeah, okay, great."
This became tiresome, but I still didn't want to give up on her. "Want to take a walk?" I asked after dinner.
"Yeah, okay, great."
"You sure say that a lot," I said, jokingly.
"What do you want me to say? I don't like talking much."
"We don't have to talk, then."
"Yeah, okay, great."
After a short, short walk, I drove her home.
Yeah, okay, great story. Whatever.
ReplyDeleteI had dinner with a girl like that once and the only thing she would do is agree on everything I said... Annoying to say the least.
ReplyDelete@Vonshine You should have told her a BJ was a good idea
ReplyDeletewait... adn this was a problem for you why??
ReplyDeleteA girl who doesn't talk much... do you know how rare and valuable she is? I have one that will simply not SHUT UP.
ReplyDeleteProbably had Asperger's... meaning she literally didn't know what to say.
ReplyDeletelol @anon, 3:08
ReplyDelete-"How about sucking my wang?"
-"Yeay, okay, great!"
Sounds like she just wasn't interested in you from the get-go.
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