Stormy Weather

Submitted by Brad:

Julie and I were counselors at a summer camp.  Of course, summer camp is full of hookups, but with Julie it was particularly intense.  Whenever the kids were out of sight, our mouths would be fastened together.

We had arranged to do a "date" of sorts (come on, it's summer camp) on our mutual half-day off.  When the day arrived, though, a colossal thunderstorm came out of nowhere and hit the camp directly.  Everyone scrambled for shelter, with most of the counselors herding their kids into their respective bunks.

After I had brought my charges into their bunk, there was a knock at our door.  It was Julie, soaked to the bone.  I invited her in, but she asked me to come outside with her.  There were three other counselors inside of my cabin, so I left to see what she wanted.

She pulled me to a nearby clump of trees and asked about our date.  I told her that given the weather, we'd have to reschedule.  She slapped me and stormed off.

I followed her and demanded to know what her problem was.  In response, she kissed me, but bit my lip so hard that I had to shove her away, which was an unfortunate choice, as she slammed backward, into a tree.

There was a soft crunching sound, which I hoped was the tree bark.  She sank to the ground and held her head.  I ran for the medic and had to explain the whole situation.  What a crappy day that was.