Submitted by Anthony:
During my date with Lisa, she kept scratching her ass. She just wouldn't stop. It was distracting to all hell.
We went mini-golfing after dinner, and she used the club to scratch herself. I finally asked her, "Everything okay back there?"
She said, "It's a personal problem."
We went on for more mini-golf, but it became out of hand when she started sitting on the green, watching me putt, and dragged her ass from side to side, like a dog does, over a carpet.
It was really distracting the entire time, and it was impossible for me to think about anything else. Even when the date was over, that's all I was able to think about. She was at it non-stop. I hope she's okay.
Most of the time it's hard to tell if a girl has an STD. You lucked out partner!
ReplyDeleteBest opening line ever.
ReplyDeleteWooooooow. I'm with Anonymous. Way to dodge a bullet. I'm really surprised she didn't cancel the date. Most girls--hell, most *people*, regardless of gender--have enough shame that they don't want to be scratching their ass through a whole date.
ReplyDeleteThough it seems a great thing to do if you're not interested in the other person. I'd never call a person who spent most of their time scratching their hoop!
ReplyDeleteI've got exzema on my lower back/upper ass. i wonder if she has that? either way, i wouldnt scratch it in public. I highly doubt it was an STD, but a turn off none-the-less.
ReplyDeleteOMG!
ReplyDeleteThat IS a bad case of the dates!
She probably has pinworms. I hope you washed your hands after the date.
ReplyDeleteLiar.
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