Submitted by Roger:
Jane seemed normal enough, but on our third date, she wore a tiara that she said her cousin had bought her. She requested that I refer to her as "her highness."
I did it a couple of times for novelty's sake, but after that, I referred to her by her proper name. She'd clear her throat and not stop until I referred to her again as "her highness."
Well, so she was free-spirited. I could deal.
On the fourth date, she showed up again with the tiara. Being direct, I asked her why she insisted on wearing it.
She said, "So that people won't forget that I'm a princess."
I thought for a moment and said, "Does that make me your prince?"
She said, "We'll see."
I don't go in much for royalty, especially fake royalty, so that was the last time that I saw her highness.
She could really have been a princess! I think you screwed up! lol
ReplyDeleteShe must have been really young, that's obnoxious.
ReplyDeleteyou should have hung the tiara off your winkie, and told her to "give the little prince a kiss"
ReplyDeleteSeriously... you should have hung around just long enough to come all over her face. Then you could've bragged your whole life that you jizzed all over a princess' face. Dumbass!
ReplyDeletePsychochics and Douchebags. So happy I found a good one!
ReplyDeleteI don't know what country Roger is writing from but as a "subject" in a British Empire country I can attest that all royalty is fake. This girl wants to live out her fantasy, that's as legitimate as being born into the constitutional fantasy, or marrying into it -
ReplyDeleteand Princess Jane possibly was more worthy of screwing than any of the "real" ones.
I would have tapped that.
ReplyDeletereally curious.. how old is she?
ReplyDeleteFor crying in Manhattan, what was this woman's issue? Roger, are you sure she was an adult? I mean, I lost interest in playing Let's Pretend around the time my t!ts started growing
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