9/07/2009

By Any Other Name

Submitted by Jennifer:

I was on a first date with a guy in an Indian restaurant.  It was an early dinner and we were among the only people there.  Halfway through appetizers, I smelled something that could only be described as a pile of rotting small intestines.  I couldn't help but wrinkle my nose and of course he noticed.

He asked me, "What's wrong?"

I said, "Did you fart?"

He said with total seriousness, "No.  That was you."

For the record, NO I DID NOT.  I couldn't finish that date fast enough.
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4 comments:

  1. Anonymous9/17/2009 6:44 PM

    Did you not consider the possability maybe it was neither of you, but someone sitting nearby? Seems to me like you both made the same rude assumption about the other.

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  2. Anonymous9/18/2009 6:55 PM

    Can we vote to have this one deleted?

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  3. Mallory Lucas9/20/2009 2:01 PM

    That's why she stated that they were among the only people there. So no, she probably didn't consider that possibility.

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  4. Anonymous10/27/2009 4:41 AM

    You could have just excused yourself to the bathroom and save him the emberasment.

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